Disappointment

First, Unilever bought Ben & Jerry's, and their ice cream never tasted quite so creamy again.

Next, Colgate-Palmolive bought Tom's of Maine, and my toothpaste started tasting more like Crest and less like fresh, spicy cinnamon sticks.

Finally, Match.com, hangout of boring, generic men (sorry to my friends who met their husbands/boyfriends there -- the exceptions to the rule, obvs), bought OKCupid.com.

What will be the next victim of corporatization?

Guess I better not break up with Dreamy now.