Cost of a Canadian

Two drinks that Le Canadien generously bought me when we went out two weekends ago: Approximately $25

The wax I got for our anticipated swim together this weekend: $35, plus $5 tip

Two beers I drank with Slinky yesterday evening following Le Canadien's revelation that he decided he's looking for something casual, and would love to go for a casual swim with me, which I politely declined: $10

Clothing I bought during post-beer shopping spree to make myself feel better: $70

Dang. That's one pricey Canadian.